Prestige is Slack
Here are some categories of things with their elements listed roughly in order of level of prestige:
- Sports: combat, football/hockey/basketball/baseball/soccer, running/swimming, tennis, golf, polo/sailing/ballet
- Skills and professions: trades, engineering/accounting, consulting/finance/law/medicine/science, math/arts/politics/religion
- Fiction: popular novels, modern classics, Shakespeare, ancient Greek plays
- Music: dancing, singing, guitar, piano, violin, cello
- Visual art: crayon, pencil, watercolor, oil/tapestry, sculpture
- Entertainment: video games, tv, movies, reading, chess
- Food: junk/fast, traditional home cooked meals (chicken alfredo, beef stew, fajitas - whatever is common in your culture), family oriented sit-down restaurants, home cooked meals with voluntary restrictions (pescatarian, vegetarian, vegan), haute cuisine
- Clothing: thrift store, fast fashion, LL Bean, tailored, completely custom
- Decor: movie or sports posters, family photos, famous art prints, fresh flowers, original art
- Cars: minivans, sedans, SUVs, sports cars
What do the high prestige items have in common? They are not common because they are too expensive (in terms of time, money, energy, etc) for the average person to afford. Note that this does not imply that the higher prestige item is actually better, though in some cases it is. Golf and sailing will never condition you the way a mainstream sport will. A guitar is more portable than a cello and allows you to engage with the bulk of published music more readily. And sedans really are better along most practical dimensions than sports cars. On the other hand, reading really will enrich your life in a way that video games won't, and tailored clothes do look better and feel more comfortable than those that aren't tailored. The point is that prestige is a totally unreliable guide to what item you should choose within a given category of your life. Instead, you have to actually think about the concrete costs and benefits. Oh, the pain!
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